Someone Confessed His Love For the Bride
“I was at a college buddies wedding when a drunken childhood friend of the bride tried to stand up and profess his love for her. The bride’s father immediately stood up and tried to haul off said drunken guy by the ear, except he was so [mad] he pulled too hard and partially severed the guy’s ear. I was also pretty tipsy and laughed a little too hard when the dude screamed like a small girl, but I was not the only one. A few people even applauded.”
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